Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation
Klaine is endgame.
I'm currently 1/3 baby turtle (because they can live off of strawberries and salad, that's the dream, dude), 1/3 cat and 1/3 sloth (it's probably gonna change soon enough)
If you search anything in particular in this chaos, take a look at the 'tags' link.Last but not least, if you want to tag me (I don't know why you would, but just in case), just type it without the hyphens since whoever has the evlytheevilqueen url obviously just hoarded it *grumble*
Klaine + lockers
“I so wanna give you a standing ovation right now.”
blaine ships week - day 7: blaine and artie
Based on the tags for this post
in which Kurt and Blaine sneak out on their wedding day to kiss each other senseless.
a/n: I came up with these tags late on wednesday and got inspired so here we are.Blaine is going crazy.
Popcorn Face Warming Cat
Thank you to the most wonderful Lindsey for the beta on this one. It’s Klaine, it’s 4136 words, and it is most definitely porn of the NC-17 variety.
knittywriter asked: Kurt’s read the pamphlets, but Blaine’s about to top for the first time and Kurt’s very eager, but still a little nervous and Blaine has to talk him through it.
Kurt shifts around on the bed, trying to get into a better position that allows Blaine to tease him in the way that he loves. He’s desperate, and he’s not ashamed to show Blaine how much he wants it. He crooks his leg a little, allowing Blaine better access to his ass. Moaning, he feels Blaine pushing and testing him, hands digging in at his hips and pulling him closer.
Anonymous asked: prompt! first time Blaine sees Kurt sleeping in fully naked.
(aka the first time Blaine sees Kurt’s butt, during the summer between s2 and s3. PG-13.)“Blaine,” Burt says after he opens the door and lets Blaine in, and Blaine hums his hello, shoving his hands into the pockets of his shorts before he starts to fidget. “It’s summer, what the hell are you doing here so early instead of sleeping in?” His voice is rough with sleep but kind, and Blaine smiles.
“Kurt and I are going to get coffee. Is he, um—”
“He’s upstairs, go ‘head,” Burt says, nodding, and Blaine gives Burt an awkward wave before hurrying up the stairs. He knocks twice with no answer before just pushing the door of Kurt’s bedroom open, and his breath catches once he realizes Kurt is still in bed, bare shoulders peeking out from under the thin sheet covering him.
the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
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“the thug life chose me”
this is the greatest thing ever
live fast die young bad girls do it well
